Tagged: scoot

A kid crashes into a parked car while riding a segway scooter.

He's the butt scootin' doggy!

The butt scootin’ boogie kitty is loaded with farts and he’s just too lazy to make the trip to his litter box. So what does he do? He passes gas and wipes his ass while two little Brooks & Dunn dolls look on. But where’s Billy Ray Cyrus and his mullet?