Tagged: roses

"If I Ate Roses" is a song that asks, "Does the butt of a flower eater smell a whole lot sweeter?" Our hero, sick with Montezuma's Revenge, is tired of his smelly Mexican cantina farts and burps, and decides to make everyone happy by eating flowers. He sings, "When you eat roses, your farts smell like perfume. When you eat lilacs, they smell like shampoo." He even gets the added bonus of potpourri poo coming from his ass.

Baby rose buds to brighten your day!

We’re spreading smiles every minute with FlowGo’s cute cartoons and funny videos. Adorable babies, silly songs, virtual flowers, jokes, inspirational quotes and much more from your friends at FlowGo, the happy site!

We’re spreading smiles every minute with FlowGo’s cute cartoons and funny videos. Adorable babies, silly songs, virtual flowers, jokes, inspirational quotes and much more from your friends at FlowGo, the happy site!

Send your Mom some roses for Mother's Day. Let her know how much she means to you!

We all know that red roses mean love, but what do other colors mean?

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For Valentine's Day, let someone know how special they are by giving that person 12 roses. One dozen roses: One flower for each of the reasons why they're so special to you--twelve roses in all because on February 14, they deserve it.

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A bouquet of beautiful flowers!