Tagged: miss

Scret Agent Sperm star in: Conception Impossible!

Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies bouncing everywhere. Ms. New Boobies has gotten a boob job and went from a B cup to a D. Now she's parading her new set of tits in front of the office staff. The office pervert sings, "I see you Miss New Boobies. Back in the office, you bring it up to me. I didn't notice you, for about a month or two. Pump a little silicone looking brand new." This boobalicious rap is all to the tune of Bubba Sparxxx's "Ms. New Booty."

Let someone special know you're thinking of them today.

A hello from out of this world!

A gymnast attempts a flip on the balance beam but misses and takes a bad landing on the mat.

Let this little blue-eyed kitty cat tell your loved one, "I'm so sad without you, I really hope I'll see you soon!" If you're missing someone, use this message to let them know they make your days bright and put joy in your heart.

I'd rather put my soft and tender parts beneath an 18 wheeler's tire than spend the day without you near!

Sending you hugs, smiles and kisses to brighten your day!

Make a wish and blow a kiss to a friend or loved one!

I miss you so much. It's so hard to bear. So I'm sending you this teddy to show I care. I wish you were here or I wish I was there--because we should be together, as I'm sure you're aware. So I'm sending this reminder (and a cute little panda bear) just so you know that I'll always be there!