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I have a very special place deep within my heart. This precious place is filled with friendship and love--this message is just to tell you so. Send this romantic e-card to the person you love and brighten their inbox with the best email they’ll get all day.

A little box of love I give to you today. Where ever you may go, carry it along your way!

I love you from the bottom of my... FART?!?

In his remake of "Ass Like That" by Eminem, this wigger is totally in love with big, farting asses. But "Big Ole' Heart Butt" is also about the shake of a heart-shaped ass--perfect for February 14. "The way you move it is like a box of chocolates, I'll have to bite it if you don't stop it." It makes dick say, Happy Valentine's Day.

Kitty and her friend show their love for each other with their tails.

Porcupines make poor Valentines!

"Be My Valentine, Baby!" is sung to the Beatles' "I Will." This little boy wants to prove that he'll love you a lifetime. "A valentine is special, a valentine is dear." Playing his guitar, he sings, "I'll love you forever and forever, love you with all of my heart." Won't you be hison Valentine's Day?

It’s February 14 so give your sweetie the 1001 kisses they deserve. After all, they are your Valentine. Who wouldn’t love to find a bunch of big sloppy wet kisses in their email inbox? Send your sweetheart the kiss they deserve on cupid’s holiday.

A stinky chorus of loud asses fart to the tune of "Love Me Do" by the Beatles. The tootin' trio of animated butts in this Valentine's Day card take turns farting each note, and all you can see is ass passing gas.

A bouquet of beautiful flowers!