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Tagged: diet
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.
“When we get older, we start getting heavy,” this fat cat with the banjo sings. “One day we find we weigh as much as your average Chevy.” This chubby kitty says that no matter how much you diet and exercise, the fat comes back the very next day.
Fat Cat sings “Screw this Diet, I Look Good,” and why not? He’s one sexy pussy. Besides, Kitty knows he’s already beautiful so he’s stopping his diet and eating pie. As he says, “Dieting and starving are great--if you want to feel bad all the time.”
Take it from a turkey -- You need to get stuffed! This parody of Sheb Wooley's "Purple People Eater" goes out to all those vegetarians out there who need to put on some weight!















