Tagged: baby

Pootin' Tootin' Luau Louie the smelly Ukulele-playing baby reworks the timeless Don Ho’s classic song “Tiny Bubbles." "Tiny bubbles, in the tub, you can smell them, when they rise up. Tiny bubbles, made an oops! Thought I farted, but I saw a floater, I went poop!" Brown torpedoes, away!

Domingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"

Poop, poop and more poop! Lil' Pooey Poo is back in another parody, much to the disgust of his older sibling. The second of a series of parodies that outline the innocent rivalry between an infant and his older sister.

Baby's coming out, so you better get this party started. Sung to Pink's "Get the Party Started", this little fetus is "pumping up the volume in your womb, feel the beat! Bumpin' in your tummy as I kick with my feet." Get a bottle heated, he's ready to arrive.

It's Harry Potter -- baby style! Baby Potter and the hugsworth babies go on a magical adventure!

Who says rodents can't be cute? Here's a picture collection of some really rosy rodents!

Forget NASCAR, this is FASTCAR, baby. Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt have nothing on this pint sized soapbox derby racer. Of course, if this kid is in second place and he has a need for speed, he just farts and it gives his go-cart that extra turbo boost of power.

What do babies say when they’re cooing and gurgling to each other? According to the Baby Translator, you might be surprised to hear lots of bawdy baby talk. Nasty newborns apparently love words like boobs, poopie and ass.

Sung to Christina Aguilera's "Dirty," Baby Christina is "feeling so dirty, it's about time to wipe my bootie." She's gone poopoo in her diaper so she sings, "Come Mommy dear, please wipe my rear." Baby Xtina feels the goo and it's coming through.

These tootin' bathtub baby cousins sing a smelly duet about the bubbles they make with their farts. This will teach mommy not to feed them beans. One warns the other not to push too hard or he might go number two. Who needs Mr. Bubble when you can pass gas while taking a bath?