Tagged: Valentines

Secret Love in the Office!

A booty-ful Valentine for you!

A Valentine's serenade... armpit style!

Sometimes all it takes is a shot in the butt!

Send your darlin' a special Valentine's Day serenade!

All eyes are on YOU this Valentine's Day!

In his remake of "Ass Like That" by Eminem, this wigger is totally in love with big, farting asses. But "Big Ole' Heart Butt" is also about the shake of a heart-shaped ass--perfect for February 14. "The way you move it is like a box of chocolates, I'll have to bite it if you don't stop it." It makes dick say, Happy Valentine's Day.

I love you TOADally and UDDERly. This is a love song about a round cow and her boyfriend the frog--opposites do attract. "I love you in the morning, I love you in the night, I love U all the time" they sing. Kermit was never this romantic.

“Here’s a little song I wrote, you might want to take some real good notes: No Chocolates, too fatty.” It’s a funny little warning sung to the tune of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” by some dorky guy in cheap acid washed jeans.

Cupid just wants some respect in this rap song. "I've coupled up couples throughout history so why are you girls saying that you don't need me?" He's cupid, not stupid! Maybe he's a fat guy with wings, but would you treat the tooth fairy or Santa Claus with such disrespect?