lil_dorky-dork's Profile

I like pie. Do you like pie? Because I totally like pie. Pie is like the number one type of food. If we didn't have pie, the other foods would taste good. Then we would loose our taste buds because of the taste of the other foods. Then we would eat so much, that we would start to eat animals poo. Then we would eat the animals. Then we would try to eat cemment. Thus, we would eat buildings. Then we would eat everthing. Then we would fly off to other planets and eat them. To make a long story short, if we didn't have pie, we would all become human like pac-men. So that my friends, is why I like pie. Pie keeps humans safe. It keeps animals safe. It keeps cemment safe. IT KEEPS THIS WORLD AND OTHER WORLDS SAFE. So if you don't mind me asking, why don't you do the world a favor, and eat pie. Because if you don't, you will become a Planet eating pac-man. Thank you for taking the time to read this. And if you actually read this all, I think that you need to get a life...or a girlfriend

? i miss when...getting high meant swinging on the playground, protection meant wearing a helmet, all you could get from boys were cooties. wearing a skirt didnt make you a BLEEP. and goodbyes only meant till tomorrow?

?you wanna be number one huh? why not eleven cause there are two ones? (: -me ?

?all you have to do in life is go out & look twice as good as the B*TCH next to you. -paris hilton?

OMG this is erika's AWESOME profile!! hehe uhmm okie lemme give u some random facts about meh ^_^
_LiKeS::_
to text
talk on the fone
boyz! -the hot kind!-
ice cream!
shopping!! or just plain monneh lol -$$-
SUSHI not the raw kind lol =^.^=
emo guys
vegitarians -even tho im not 1 i think theyre cool!-
alex evans!! -emo model!-
listen 2 music -who doesnt?!!-
talk 2 guys!
aeropostale
american eagle
my buddyz aKa random ppl
watch tv or movies
swim
preps
my bf!! CONVERSE!!
BoUt MeH:: so yeah im basically ur average (but awesomer) girl!! im random NOT weird! randomeness is not weird! lol you are! jk haha uhmm i dunno i guess thats it i am the bestest person you could EVER be friends with!! i would tlk 2 you and tell u the truth and if u hate me -well no1 really does haha- but if u do then i dnt really give a flying fa-doodle! haha so uhmm yeah just tlk 2 mee dorkyz! Go Spurs Go!