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you really need some more friends

whats up cold mexican im just chillin killin just write me back or send a requst later g or if your one because all over here where i from there are a lot of gangs like vl

dang mexican why have you not been on?

hey that was funney well i will talk to you later ok bye. oh yea what are you doing

THE MAIL A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...) My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

HEADPHONES FOR BLONDES A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones off". So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it pretty difficult, so he thinks "What could happen if I took the headphones off?", and he took them off. The blonde dropped dead straight away. "Oh My gosh" said the hairdresser, puzzled. "What is so special about these headphones?" and he put them on. Out of the headphones she heard: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."

A blonde had dyed her hair red and went to the doctors office. She told him that wherever she touched on her body, it hurt. To prove this, she touched her right breast, and she screamed, she touched her arm, and screamed, she touched her cheek, and screamed. The doctor finally said,"Ma'am, have you ever in your life been a blonde?" The blonde said, "Yes, I have!" The doctor said in a relived voice,"WELL, NO WONDER, YOUR FINGER'S BROKEN!"

puddles? three ducks walk into a bar, the bar tender askes the first one "whats your name?" the duck replies "tom, i've had a wonderfull day i've been playing in puddles in and out over and through! it was fun!" the bar tender says "i bet it was" and he goes to the seconde duck "whats your name?" the duck replies "i am dick, and i've had a wonderfull day i was playing in puddles in and out over and through it was fun!" and the bartender says "i bet it was" then he goes to the third duck "i bet your name is harry!" "no" the duck replies "my name is puddles and you don't wanna no what kind of day i had". puddles? three ducks walk into a bar, the bar tender askes the first one "whats your name?" the duck replies "tom, i've had a wonderfull day i've been playing in puddles in and out over and through! it was fun!" the bar tender says "i bet it was" and he goes to the seconde duck "whats your name?" the duck replies "i am dick, and i've had a wonderfull day i was playing in puddles in and out over and through it was fun!" and the bartender says "i bet it was" then he goes to the third duck "i bet your name is harry!" "no" the duck replies "my name is puddles and you don't wanna no what kind of day i had".