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those chain letters dumbass

Dear Friend, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these

how do you like it that I put these chain letters all over ur page huh?? DON'T PUT THAT ON MY PAGE!!

WARNING. if you have started reading this read on because it is to late you can't stop, My name is kity... I am 8 years old with blond hair and scarry eyes I have no nose and no ears for I am dead. If you do not send this to 15 people B4 U go to bed I will appear tonight with a knife and kill you. THIS IS NO JOKE. but if you do some thing good will happen to you at 12:00 pm sour love will call you or talk to you on the computer and say I love you or will you go out with me. but heres the catch you have to send this to 15 diffren people you cant send it to me for I have sent it to you

WARNING. if you have started reading this read on because it is to late you can't stop, My name is kity... I am 8 years old with blond hair and scarry eyes I have no nose and no ears for I am dead. If you do not send this to 15 people B4 U go to bed I will appear tonight with a knife and kill you. THIS IS NO JOKE. but if you do some thing good will happen to you at 12:00 pm sour love will call you or talk to you on the computer and say I love you or will you go out with me. but heres the catch you have to send this to 15 diffren people you cant send it to me for I have sent it to you

WARNING. if you have started reading this read on because it is to late you can't stop, My name is kity... I am 8 years old with blond hair and scarry eyes I have no nose and no ears for I am dead. If you do not send this to 15 people B4 U go to bed I will appear tonight with a knife and kill you. THIS IS NO JOKE. but if you do some thing good will happen to you at 12:00 pm sour love will call you or talk to you on the computer and say I love you or will you go out with me. but heres the catch you have to send this to 15 diffren people you cant send it to me for I have sent it to you

WARNING. if you have started reading this read on because it is to late you can't stop, My name is kity... I am 8 years old with blond hair and scarry eyes I have no nose and no ears for I am dead. If you do not send this to 15 people B4 U go to bed I will appear tonight with a knife and kill you. THIS IS NO JOKE. but if you do some thing good will happen to you at 12:00 pm sour love will call you or talk to you on the computer and say I love you or will you go out with me. but heres the catch you have to send this to 15 diffren people you cant send it to me for I have sent it to you

you gave me a message sying your kitty well i dont beleive you seeing as iv read that comment from 20 other people oh and dont faint but im hannah montana