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hey do u know miah?
hey i wanna bee your friend...if thats ok send me a message
a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally......... Jessica: Hey person. Other girl: Hello Jessica: You've been a really interesting person to talk to. Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it? Jessica: Yea. Other girl: What's ur name again? Jessica: My name is Jessica. What's urs? Other girl: I can't really tell u. Jessica: Why? Other girl: Because I'm dead. Jessica: What? Other girl: I'm dead. Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don't i.m. living people. Other girl: Yes they can because I can. Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what's ur real name now that I know that u are dead? Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now. Jessica: So where do u live 'dead person' and what's ur last name and ur real name? Mary: Do you really want to know? Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook. Mary: You really wanna know? Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name! Mary: I"m not dumb. Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name. Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary. Jessica: (Laughing) You can't be bloody Mary. There's no such thing! Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of. Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it! Mary: I won't. If u don't copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you. The Next Day... Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica's head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood. Bloody Mary didn't hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you. Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen... After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary
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>>read this!!!! PLEASE > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>ok i know u hate this crap when people send you things > >>like this > >> >>but trust > >> >> >>me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u....this > >> >> >>this is freakin scary its sooo crazy and it > >> >>works but u > >> >> >>have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates > >> >> >> > >> >> >>DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a > >> >>good idea] > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>thursday october 6, 2005 > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>here just do it > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >>most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I > >> >>received this > >> >> >>letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, > >> >>and within a > >> >> >>week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, > >> >> >> > >> >> >>this > >> >> >> > >> >> >>really > >> >> >> > >> >> >>works!!!! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>************************************************
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last > >> >>chance. Now pay > >> >> >>very close attention this important message! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >>Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those > >> >>kinda chain > >> >> >>letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 > >> >>and if you > >> >> >>break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing > >> >>these > >> >> >>stories. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>First Example: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she > >> >>got this > >> >> >>same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since > >> >>kindergarden. > >> >> >>when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She > >> > >> >>just > >> >> >>thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got > >> >>fired and > >> >> >>her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter > >> >>none of > >> >> >>that would have happened and her mom would be alive. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Second Example: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had > >> >>glasses, was > >> >> >>short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total > >> >>dork. He also > >> >> >>received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, > >> > >> >>like > >> >> >>Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day > >> >>after > >> >> >>sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since > >> >>3rd > >> >> >>grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of > >> >>course, > >> >> >>she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and > >> >>married > >> >> >>each other to live happily forever. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Third Example: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. > >> >>Listen to > >> >> >>this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just > >>getting on AOL to > >> >>check his > >> >> >>mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek > >> >>either. he was > >> >> >>just normal. He > >> >> >>saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now > >> >>Jordan > >> >> >>Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he > >> >>didnt pass it > >> >> >>on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent > >> >>it along. > >> >> >>The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said > >> >>he had > >> >> >>won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new > >> >>bike! His mom > >> >> >>bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him > >> >>a new > >> >> >>computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he > >> > >> >>wanted to > >> >> >>go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new > >> >>tv from his > >> >> >>aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him > >> >>out, and > >> >> >>they have been going out ever since. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, > >> >>but thats > >> >> >>up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only > >> >>me. We all > >> >> >>want what we cant have > >> >> >>but now's ur chance to go out withthat special somebody ur > >> >>waiting for. > >> >> >>Take it or leave it. If you send this to- > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... > >> >>forever!!!!! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... > >> >>ONLY!!!!! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>15 people- your crush will say they like you > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>20 people- your crush will ask you out! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>25 people- your crush will kiss you!! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>30 people - Your crush will have sex with you > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>35 people or more- > >>All of the above!! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >>Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u > >> >>wanted, and > >> >> >>more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres > >> >>an answer > >> >> >>4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some > >> >>names and > >> >> >>send away
hi wannha be friends
The pic is so cute!
Hey!