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Location: in my gfs bed jk lol
Member since: 7/25/2008
Last login: 166 days, 2 hours ago

About me:

guys my computer will not let me approve or deny your friend requests so i have to add you just message me or some thing saying that you wanna b friends ok hi my names Alex Evans my gf is hotty i loves her to death shes soooooooooo f-ing hawt i like the color black yeah im punk yeah you can say im hott thats my real pic i love the band my chemical romance A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!" In this world things come and go. With life's twists and turns it's hard to determine what the future may hold. The only real guarantee is nothing stays the same, and least when we expect it our lives are changed. If by some chance We happen to lose touch Please know that I'll be Thinking of you and missing you very much. So before today ends I wanted to say I'm thankful that we're together Yesterday & today. With time and good fortune on our side I hope that we see forever and stay TOGETHER FOR LIFE! - How to IMPRESS a WOMAN - Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. - How to IMPRESS a MAN - Show up naked. Bring beer. read this plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I cant do a wrong. I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken yeah my dady murdered me tonight and if you care you will send this too all ur friends

my gf