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Member since: 9/7/2007
Last login: 20 hours ago
About me:
My nick-name is Roxanne,but my real name is Tori!I play the guitar in my band at Certain places,do i have to be specific,No? Didn't think so....My band is (pink is Punk) I have lots of friends who love me
cuz i'm funny in a weird way.but hey,thats me, an average 17 year old punk rock girl! an NO i'm not emo. and my favorite bands are greenday,metallica,the ramones,fly leaf,the sex pistols,nirvana,blink182,
simple plan,paramore,linkin park,from first to last,puddle of mudd,three
doors down,blue october,three days grace,my chemical romance,the muse,and buckcherry!!!
It was all fun and games until you stole my cookie..so true!
otherwise it's pretty much everything!Especially Invader Zim...I LUV GIR!!! Oh,and here's a little joke i got from my 4end Dreaded_Shadow..A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks to himself, this isn't right, everyone should live in peace. So he stops the bear and rabbit and tells them that if they stop chasing each other he'll give them both three wishes. The bear thinks for a second and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the forest were female. Poof, all of them are female. Next the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear looks at the rabbit wondering why he would want a crash helmet. The bear thinks for a second making sure he makes a good second wish and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the country were female. Again -- poof -- all the rest became female. Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Now the bear steps back and looks at the rabbit in amazment. How dumb is this rabbit he thinks to himself. All he had to do was wish for money and he could buy all the motorcycles he ever wanted. This has to be the dumbest creature the bear has ever seen, he thinks to himself. It is time for the bear's final wish and he takes a second to think and makes sure he doesn't waste it. After a minute he wishes that all the other bears in the whole world were female. And again poof they are all female. Next the rabbit puts on his helmet and jumps on the bike. He turns around and smiles. Then he says, ''I wish that that bear is gay.''

















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FUNNY JOKE!!!
♫ ♪Hiya! Just Showin' Ur Page Sum Luv! ♫ ♪ Luv Erika
nm right now just chillin i suppose.. worked day shift today and was up since 3:30am so im probably gonna turnin early tonite.. maybe lol
nm u?
hi wazzup?
Thanks, you too
urs is better.
yeah,you know kody