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Santa Clarita in CA.
Member since: 8/23/2007
Last login: 280 days, 1 hour ago
About me:
Member since: 8/23/2007
Last login: 280 days, 1 hour ago
About me:
AVRIL LAVIGNE (f/ Lil Mama) LYRICS Lil Mama and Avril Lavinge REMIX Lil Mama and Avril Lavinge REMIX Lil Mama and Avril Lavinge REMIX Lil Mama and Avril Lavinge REMIX Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend No way no way I think you need a new one Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend I could be your girl Lil Mama be your girlfriend Hey hey you you I know that you like me No way no way you know it's no a secret Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend I could be your girl Lil Mama be your girlfriend Don't get it twisted Lil Mama got my paper on That means im a paper chaser I chase my paper on And I know we chasin paper that you be chasin on I just deliver the lyrics that people focus on Hands and a boob and a chopped up song Put it in a store and they go cops on Everybody know that its no combo Ya Betta lay low like popo Case ya aint know betta already know I gos in like project so So get it biggie mama b-r-double o-k-lyn drama Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend No way no way I think you need a new one Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend I could be your girl Lil Mama be your girlfriend Hey hey you you I know that you like me No way no way you know it's no a secret Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend I could be your girl Lil Mama be your girlfriend Please aint party stop All I knows sixteen to pop Told ya yall betta act on top Been doin this since hop mo pop Ahh tell tha brotha can't stop Fo all the mans im cracked on rocks Fo all the mans they love mah mas Style so I gotta go hard der than I did before her style is crossover pee wee curlin Lil Mama miss stuff is goin in so when you see me in the drop top shades in tha summa time blazin you wanna be my boyfriend. Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend No way no way I think you need a new one Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend I could be your girl Lil Mama be your girlfriend Hey hey you you I know that you like me No way no way you know it's no a secret Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend I could be your girl Lil Mama be your girlfriend Oh in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can cause I can do it better There's no other So whens it gonna sink in? Shes so stupid what the hell were you thinking Oh in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can cause I can do it better There's no other So whens it gonna sink in? Shes so stupid what the hell were you thinking You wave goodbye Your girls a bird You by my side Make it work You and her that sounds absurd Me and you go betta ya heard? Ya aint hear any dumb girls laugh in the back that's cause I speak crack on tha track I'ma keep it real boy I'm trying to mack Let me know if you down with that Me and yo girlfriend we ain’t no tie You betta s-c-i I'm telling you like Jennifer Hudson I got plastic elastic in the back Of the jaguar sure cause tha
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listen im sorry. but i u dnt have to say stuff like that
i love ur pic..ur so pretty
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emo is stupid u r not supost to cut ur self thats not y god made ur body so read and learn emo is gggggggggggggayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally......... Jessica: Hey person. Other girl: Hello Jessica: You've been a really interesting person to talk to. Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it? Jessica: Yea. Other girl: What's ur name again? Jessica: My name is Jessica. What's urs? Other girl: I can't really tell u. Jessica: Why? Other girl: Because I'm dead. Jessica: What? Other girl: I'm dead. Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don't i.m. living people. Other girl: Yes they can because I can. Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what's ur real name now that I know that u are dead? Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now. Jessica: So where do u live 'dead person' and what's ur last name and ur real name? Mary: Do you really want to know? Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook. Mary: You really wanna know? Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name! Mary: I"m not dumb. Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name. Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary. Jessica: (Laughing) You can't be bloody Mary. There's no such thing! Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of. Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it! Mary: I won't. If u don't copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you. The Next Day... Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica's head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood. Bloody Mary didn't hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you. Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen... After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary