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- Toilet Humor
DJ Scratching Post and MC Meowmix present “Kitty Hip-hop Rap.” This hip kitty is on the mic, flowin’ to Sugar Hill Gang’s “Rapper’s Delight. “You know I love you,” he sings. “Wanna show you how much so I left a dead bird on the kitchen hutch.” This pussy’s raw!
Hey Ma! Your kid is trying on your clothes, and drawing on the wall like Michelangelo. He even put kitty in the toilet and turned him blue! Sung to Outkast's "Hey Ya" this song shows how one baby can cause a lot of trouble once he starts walking.
Baby's coming out, so you better get this party started. Sung to Pink's "Get the Party Started", this little fetus is "pumping up the volume in your womb, feel the beat! Bumpin' in your tummy as I kick with my feet." Get a bottle heated, he's ready to arrive.
It's The Wizard of Oz... baby style!
Baby is poddy training and not too happy about it and his farting proves it. He wants a magazine and a fuzzy mat for his feet, even a TV to pass the time. Then the poor kid runs out of toilet paper. After all, it's his potty and he'll cry if he wants to--you would cry too if they did this to you.
Nancy Sinatra's boots were made for walkin', but this little baby's buns were made for wipin'. She made a mess in her diaper, so mommy, don't leave her in her poo! "Are you ready, Mom? Start Wipin'!"
Baby Christina wants a warm bottle! Hers fell out of her crib and onto the floor. My stomach's saying let's go, but my bottle's on the flo', cries the litte girl. Sung to Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle," the infant lets you know that if she doesn't get her way, she's going to scream and fight all night.
Some funny things that women might want to say when turning down a man.