Too Much Turkey!!

When Thanksgiving dinner
Is over and done
The turkey hangover
Has but only begun...

Could you please pass the pepto -
Or a few tums at least?
My stomach can't handle
This huge kind of feast!

And all the week after
We'll have leftovers too!
From basic turkey sandwiches
To sloppy turkey stew...

It sure seems that this bird
Could have fed a whole army,
'Cause there's more than enough -
It's just TOO darn much turkey!