Chocolate Chuckles Part 1

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. ~ Judith Viorst

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.