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Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A MAN!

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past.
Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction.
A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree has pretty balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year!


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NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS..... MY NAME IS DAVID...IM 3 YEARS OLD.....MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER VIDEOS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947
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funny!
awwww. its so true. but i love ma man......ly tree
that iz stupid but okay
true!
lol
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