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Who Is Jack Schitt?

Who Is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct them.

Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
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July 09, 2008
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wrestlingfan01
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THIS IS A TRUE THING!! PASTE THIS MESSAGE INTO 3 COMMENTS AND HIT ALT F1 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR!! IT SHOULD SCARE YOU AT FIRST BUT IT'S REALLY COOl

 
June 19, 2008
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pink_slot
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.... huh?

 
June 18, 2008
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BubblezMiley
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wow some people hav a lot of time on their hands 2 makeup somethin like dis...

 
June 18, 2008
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tobychewy
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YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!!!Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name ten times.paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos,then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up.if you do not do this orFAIL you will die on da neaREST SATURDAY

 
June 17, 2008
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ellen1942
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Now we all know!

 
June 17, 2008
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curacutie111
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH omg this was stupid in a good way

 
June 17, 2008
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mykk
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Sorry but one must be mentally ill to write such a text.

 
June 17, 2008
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wilmerdean
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This explains it all!

 

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