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Why Thanksgiving Dinner is Better Than Sex!





10. You're sure to get at least
one of your favorite dishes.

9. The turkey never suffers
from modesty.

8. You can nibble before dinner
even if Mom sees you.

7. You are expected to pass
the dishes around.

6. There are always at least
two kinds of desert, with or
without whipped cream.

5. They give you the day off
WITH pay to have dinner.

4. Thanksgiving dinner
is a "sure" thing.

3. Seconds are encouraged.
Take home, too!!

2. You're expected to fall
asleep after dinner.

And the number 1 reason why
Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:

1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner!





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July 04, 2008
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zora
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loooool

 
December 31, 2007
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greek_babe03
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LOLZ

 
December 15, 2007
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ttiwrler0794
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lol

 
November 29, 2007
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pink_slot
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haha i like it. one more reason: you can always save some for later.

 
November 24, 2007
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Feltonluver24
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lolz.

 
November 22, 2007
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ddck4655
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you can eat in different positions and not get stuffed,plus if you get some on you you wont B M BARE ASS D about it,and if you make a pig out of yourself no one will see you

 
November 21, 2007
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ellen1942
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Love your humor! Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

 
November 21, 2007
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colorful
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Because you can stay in one postion .

 

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