The Naked Refrigerator Guy
Three men approached the gate to heaven and as
there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said
that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied,
'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair
behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth.
I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act.
When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom.
The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair
wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower.
I looked all around the house to find the guy.
I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside.
I pounded them until he finally let go.
When he fell he landed in some bushes and
God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the
refrigerator out the window to finish him off.
After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.'
Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,
'Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my
apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary
bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side.
I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot
started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed
in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived.
But then that same idiot threw his
refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.'
'That, too, is horrible,' said the gate keeper.
Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, 'OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...'
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good joke my mom luaghed so hard yesterday and she's still luaghing i couldnt sleep
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i get it,prepare for a paragraph reader,ok,so the 1st guy comes home to see if anyone was cheating on him,but he ended up killing the second guy,so the third guy was cheating on the 1st dudes wife when he was in the fridge he was thrown out to death...thats how it works...i think
lol
what a way too go
Poor people. The guy in his refrigerater probably died because he froze.
darn the luck!
LMFAO