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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, 
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, 
you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.



MEMORY


Any married man should forget his mistakes, 
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.



APPEARANCE


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument. 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



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June 03, 2008
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no life without woman...........its true!

 
May 26, 2008
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L O freaken L

 
April 12, 2008
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME OUT) A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME

 
March 27, 2008
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funny

 
December 01, 2007
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Woman rule, Men drool!

 
November 29, 2007
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I'd LOVE to be successful and find a man with much money. Also, I never worried about the future before I met my husband...

 
November 07, 2007
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haha! :P

 
August 29, 2007
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This is pretty much true and then again freaky with a side of nice

 

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