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What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet!


Why shouldn't witches lose their tempers?
Because they will fly off the handle!


What subject do witches like best?
Spelling!


What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?
A boo-boo!


What do you get when you cross a Snowman
with a Vampire?
Frostbite!


How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a Pumpkin Patch!


Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
Because he was coffin!


Why can't skeletons go trick or treating?
They have no body to go with!


What do naughty ghosts use in school?
Cheat sheets!


What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
He went to a second hand store!


What does skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!


What kind of candy will a ghost never eat?
Life Savers!


Why did Frankensteins' monster go
to the psychiatrist?
He thought one of his screws were loose!


Where do vampires put their money?
Blood banks!


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!


Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite!


Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves!


What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds!

What do you call a skeleton who won't do anything?
Lazy Bones!


What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich!


How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him!


What city do witches always pick for their annual convention?
Wichita, Kansas!


What kind of street does a ghost like?
A dead end!

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November 04, 2009
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HIS ACCUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like 2 times 2.)now say the name of your bestfriend 5 times to urself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear onthe screen!!!!!!!!!

 
October 21, 2009
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this riddle is so damn gay omg i didnt even laugh at any of them

 
October 21, 2009
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HIS ACCUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like 2 times 2.)now say the name of your bestfriend 5 times to urself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear onthe screen!!!!!!!!!

 
September 24, 2009
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everythinq buh this =)

 
September 01, 2009
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!

 
August 19, 2009
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ha ha some were ol some were ha ha lol!!!!

 
July 24, 2009
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ok............................weird

 
July 15, 2009
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This is lame. I wasn't even giggling. I never laugh at jokes. (weird eh?)

 

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