Halloween Groaners

What's a zombie's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies!

Why was Dracula not at his desk?
He was on his coffin break!

What does a weight-conscious vampire drink?
Blood Light!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with!

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty!

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel!

Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall!

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets!

What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch!

Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves!

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin goblin!

What kind of errors do ghosts make?
Boo-boos and grave mistakes!

Don't make a grave mistake:
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