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The Stinky Drunken Ghost

The Stinky Drunken Ghost!

     An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests...

The last test had left his system upset. 

For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom.

       Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put.  

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea! 

He was SOOOO embarrassed! 

       Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

      As luck would have it, a drunk was walking by the hospital.

       Suddenly, the sheets landed on him!  He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.  As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, 

"What in the world was that all about?"

Still staring down, the drunk replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"


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August 31, 2009
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xD

 
October 23, 2008
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HALLOWEEN IZ COMING UP!!!!!!!!! IN TARGET! AND OTHER STORES!!!!!!! CHOCOLATES DAT WERE MADE IN CHINA!!! THESE CHOCOLATES COULD MAK U VERY SICK LYK THIS: ~U COULD NEVER MOVE AGAIN ~VERY SICK `DEATH THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE IN CHINA, THEY USE A POSSIBLY DEADLY TOXIN AND TAINT IT IN MILK POWDER!!!! PLZ CHECK WATS IN ANY CANDY, CHECK 4 MILK POWERED!!! PLZ WATCH THIS VIDEO FOR MORE INFO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3dbBQPIFf0&feature
=channel PASS IT ON AND INFORM OTHERS!!!!

 
October 23, 2007
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NT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE

 
October 22, 2007
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This is pretty cute!!! :)

 
October 16, 2007
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!! August

 
October 16, 2007
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LOL

 
October 15, 2007
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This one is really, really funny!

 
April 30, 2008
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i don't get it

 
October 15, 2007
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cute

 

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