Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something
in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and
knees and bob your head.

7. She's got a couple of nice
pumpkins on her porch.

6. If you just lick it,
it will last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack.

4. Can I eat your zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it
before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

And the dirtiest sounding but
not-dirty Halloween saying is...

He's got candy spread out
on the living room floor!