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Halloween Riddles

 

 

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

Because he's always goblin

 

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?

In the casketeria.

What do you call serious rocks?

Gravestones.

 

Why did the witch stand in front of an audience?

She had to give a screech

 

What is a witch with poison ivy called?

An itchy witchy.

 

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break

Why was the zombie so grumpy?

She woke up too early in the mourning.

 

What does a sorceress wear?

A bewitching outfit.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

 

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?

Booberries

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February 11, 2012
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hahahahahaha grapig hhor maar niet heus en ik snap ze niet om dat ik niet weet wat er bedoelt woord

 
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July 29, 2010
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April 04, 2010
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