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Halloween Riddles

 

 

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

Because he's always goblin

 

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?

In the casketeria.

What do you call serious rocks?

Gravestones.

 

Why did the witch stand in front of an audience?

She had to give a screech

 

What is a witch with poison ivy called?

An itchy witchy.

 

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break

Why was the zombie so grumpy?

She woke up too early in the mourning.

 

What does a sorceress wear?

A bewitching outfit.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

 

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?

Booberries

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November 08, 2009
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yess!! you cant read th chain mail unless you highlight it

 
October 21, 2009
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so fucking damn gay none of them made me laught gay gay lame lame as as hell hell lol

 
October 21, 2009
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HIS ACCUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like 2 times 2.)now say the name of your bestfriend 5 times to urself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear onthe screen!!!!!!!!!

 
September 27, 2009
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DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT VIDEO

 
August 10, 2009
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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
August 07, 2009
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YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!!!Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name ten times.paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos,then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up.if you do not do this orFAIL you will die on da neaREST SATURDAY YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!!!Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name ten times.paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos,then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up.if you do not do this orFAIL you will die on da neaREST SATURDAY

 
August 05, 2009
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creepy

 
August 03, 2009
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fucking funny

 

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