Home > He Said, She Said
mini logo

He Said, She Said






10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the Hallway light on.

and the number 1 "He said...She said"..

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

Description: We’re spreading smiles every minute with FlowGo’s cute cartoons and funny videos. Adorable babies, silly songs, virtual flowers, jokes, inspirational quotes and much more from your friends at FlowGo, the happy site!
 
Give this clip
the thumbs-up!
82
Total Views: 137,330

Page 1 of 17 143 comments | Add a comment

April 09, 2013
avatar

http://www.shun-happymall.com/ >)======= )GO GO GO!!! Online Store,Answer To 50of;f ca,ed hardy t-shirt$15 j-e-a-n-s,coach handbag$33,air max90,dunk,polo t-shirt$13,,lacoste t-shirt $13 air jordan for sale,$35,nfl nba jersy for sale puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!! new era caps$13 gucci handbags j-e Christmas Festival gift . To your friends, a pleasant surprise . Reputation , quality, absolute guarantee . The same style, not the same, the quality with the price . please log in: " fashionsb "com . so what, move your mouse Our services: "customer is God." Hot products this month:Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33 , Air Max SHOE(Air Max 24-7,Air Max 2011,Air Max 2010,Air Max 2009 )$38 Tshirts (Polo, ed hardy, lacoste) $ 16, Jean (True Religion, ed hardy, coogi) $ 30, Sunglasses (Oakey, coach, gucci, Armaini) $ 16,

 
January 22, 2013
avatar

lol thats is one of my favorites so far

 
November 01, 2012
avatar

shun-happymall.com , GO GO GO!!! Online Store,Answer To 50of;f ca,ed hardy t-shirt$15 j-e-a-n-s,coach handbag$33,air max90,dunk,polo t-shirt$13,,lacoste t-shirt $13 air jordan for sale,$35,nfl nba jersy for sale puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!! new era caps$13 gucci handbags j-e Christmas Festival gift . To your friends, a pleasant surprise . Reputation , quality, absolute guarantee . The same style, not the same, the quality with the price . please log in: " fashionsb "com . so what, move your mouse Our services: "customer is God." Hot products this month:Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33 , Air Max SHOE(Air Max 24-7,Air Max 2011,Air Max 2010,Air Max 2009 )$38 Tshirts (Polo, ed hardy, lacoste) $ 16, Jean (True Religion, ed hardy, coogi) $ 30, Sunglasses (Oakey, coach, gucci, Armaini) $ 16, New era cap $ 15 jacket(Gucci,G-STAR,Ed Hardy,ARMANI,AF ,) $40 Woman Boot: (Christian Louboutin,NIKE,LV,Jordan,)$48

 
April 14, 2012
avatar

Hello, My name is favour,i am a lovely,caring,and romantic young girl,seen your profile i must confess you look special that made me pick interest on you.I feel we can start as a friend,maybe some thing more in time to come.Contact me through this email ( bashir.favour@yahoo.co.uk ) for proper introduction as i have a limited access to this website. thanks for your understanding, Yours sincerely Miss. favour

 
March 13, 2012
avatar

monserojo yr a dick

 
March 13, 2012
avatar

listen jem22 yr a bitch no one wants to here yr fake shit so will everyone just stop saying that junk

 
April 10, 2011
avatar

NOW THAT U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR U WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 4 MINS..... MY NAME IS DAVID...IM 3 YEARS OLD.....MY DAD SHOVED PENCIL LEADS UP MY ASS MY MOM BEATS MY WITH A KNIFE 50 TIME A DAY,ONE OF MY EYES R MISSING THE OTHER IS BLEEDING MY DAD LOCKES ME IN THE BASMMENT WITH NO WINDOWS NO AIR NO LIGHT AND THE ROOF IS ALWAYS LEKING THEY ONLY GIVE ME TOLITE WATER AND BREAD CRUST,COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 50 OTHER VIDEOS IN 15 MINS OR U WILL WAKE UP AT EXACKLY 1:00AM SEEING A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF THE BED WITH A BIG KITCHEN KNIFE. PPL I HAVE KILLED: SUMMER: ONLY DID 15 BEFORE HER BEDTIME , NEXT MORNING SHE WAS FOUND WITH A DEEP CUT ON HER NECK U SOULD HAVE SAW IT IN THE NEWS IN 1987 ANDREW: HE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,NOW HES HISTORY.HE DIED A SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH.ON TV IN 1979 RACHELLE: ONLY READ HALF OF THIS AND DIDNT EVEN DO WHAT I TOLD HER NEXED MORNING THE PARENTS FOUND HER HAGING IN HER CLOSET, THERE WAS A LOT OF KNIFE MARKS ON HER BODY,ON THE RADIO 1947

 
March 10, 2011
avatar

DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT VIDEO

 

Write your comment about He Said, She Said below

 
<< < 1 2 3 > >>