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Three
old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy,
isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third
one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A
man was telling his neighbor, "I
just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand
dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What
kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman
on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris
replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I
didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur.
Be careful.'"

A little old man
shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself
slowly, painfully, up onto
a stool. After catching his
breath he ordered a banana split. The
waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "
No," he replied, "arthritis."

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lmao
1)say your girl/boy crush 2 times 2)say your bestfriends name 5 times 3)Then post this on five videos then press f8 your crushes name will appear
ha the 3rd and 4th one is funny..lol
i dont get the last 1
that's probably case you don't got nuts...
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