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Three
old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy,
isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third
one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A
man was telling his neighbor, "I
just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand
dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What
kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman
on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris
replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I
didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur.
Be careful.'"

A little old man
shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself
slowly, painfully, up onto
a stool. After catching his
breath he ordered a banana split. The
waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "
No," he replied, "arthritis."

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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like twice 2.)now say the name of your best friend 5 times to yerself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear on the screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT VIDEO
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