| Seven Degrees of a Blonde |
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out
and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her
US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.
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Yeah, theres this REALLY dumb blonde in my grade, she just acts really dumb and thinks everyone thinks shes funny, when really we are laughing at how fucking dumb she is!
THIS ACULLY WORKS !!!!!!!!!!!!1)say the name of the boy/girl u like 2 times 2)now say the name of your bestfriend 5 times to urself 3) now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and ur crushes name will appear onthe screen
lol im a brunnet
they are funny but i dont think they are only for blondes ......
im a blonde but i still think its funny
i for one am appaled cause i am a blonde but the last one would have been funnier had thet had been a BRUNNET
PIMPIN
lol very funny 'specially the 3d degree... the 4th degree is stoopid=)