Ways To Turn Down Men

Ways to Turn Down Men

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?

Woman: I must have been given your share.




Man: Your face must turn a few heads.

Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?

Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.