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Ways to Turn Down Men
Man:
Haven't I seen you some place
before?
Woman:
Yes. That's why I don't go there
anymore.
Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you
sit down.
Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:
Do not enter.
Man:
Can I buy you a drink?

Woman:
Actually I'd rather have the
money.

Man:
How did you get to be so beautiful?

Woman:
I must have been given your share.

Man:
Your face must turn a few heads.

Woman:
And your face must turn a few
stomachs.

Man:
Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

Woman:
Okay, get out.

Man:
I think I could make you very
happy.

Woman:
Why? Are you leaving?

Man:
What would you say if I asked you
to marry me?
Woman:
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at
the same time.
Man:
Can I have your name?
Woman:
Why? Don't you already have one?
Man:
Shall we go see a movie?

Woman:
I've already seen one.

Man:
Where have you been all my life?

Woman:
Hiding from you.

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