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- CHURCH PARKING
LOT - FOR MEMBERS ONLY
- Trespassers
will be baptized!
- "No God -
No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."
- "Free Trip
to heaven. Details Inside!"
- "Try our Sundays.
They are better than Baskin
Robbins."
- "Searching
for a new look? Have your faith
lifted here!"
- An ad for
one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets
on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline
that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
- When the restaurant
next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters
that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its
own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
- "People are
like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before
you know how strong they are."
- "Fight truth
decay -- study the Bible daily."
- "How will you
spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?"
- "Dusty Bibles
lead to Dirty Lives"
- "Come work
for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the
pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."
- "It is unlikely
there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
- "Do not wait
for the hearse to take you to church."
- "If you're
headed in the wrong direction, God
allows U-turns."
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- "Looking at
the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon."
- "This is a
ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" (U R)
- "In the dark?
Follow the Son."
- "Running low
on faith? Step in for a fill-up."
- "If you can't
sleep, don't count sheep.
Talk to the Shepherd."
- God
Bless and pass it on!
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s-t-u-p-i-d wat does that spell? JACKASS SCHITT!
Beautiful.
all i see is a blank page