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The Heimlich Maneuver

The Heimlich Maneuver - Oh MY Hilarious!


Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind
them who had been eating a sandwich
begins to cough. After a minute or
so it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head "No" "Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
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November 14, 2009
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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like twice 2.)now say the name of your best friend 5 times to yerself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear on the screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
January 19, 2009
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HAHAHA LOL THATS SICK!*

 
January 17, 2009
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DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT VIDEOS

 
December 10, 2008
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SHUT UP U @#$*&

 
December 09, 2008
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that was trippy as but REEAALLYY funny kinda like da little jhonny jokes

 
December 03, 2008
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Personally, I like to utilize the Kunt-Lick Maneuver.. similar to the Hind-Lick Maneuver only I veer off the thigh right where the butt begins and smack land my tongue dead center of the klit I do about 40 to 50 circle licks and before you know it whatever was choking the twenty something year old girl suddenly gets spat out like 500 yards or so.. So it works really well and I also personally believe it should be a technique entered into the American Journal Of Medicine... Take it ez people and everyone should learn this! Even you too girls.. and learn the one to do on males it's called the Licken-Zee-Dickonson surprise throat blaster effect! Amazing too! Take care I gotta go my cab is here and I'm going to an all you can eat buffet.. hillnbill@aol.com :)

 
December 09, 2008
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mad as... u wanna wrestle?

 
January 19, 2009
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you nasty sick person "funeeguy"

 
November 24, 2008
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hes an idoit 4 doing it that way,but a hero 4 saving her life ya know?

 
August 12, 2008
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very intrestine read it

 

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