A Trip To The Doctor's Office
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm
count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean
and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
HaHa - What were you thinking?
Description: A joke about an old man who goes to the doctor to get a sperm count.
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