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A Trip To The Doctor's Office

A Trip To The Doctor's Office


An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."


The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.



Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,

"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

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October 19, 2013
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LOL!

 
June 07, 2013
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very interesting, he could tried to his elder daughter maybe she could have managed, becouse she could have done with full force.

 
March 16, 2013
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Now that was pretty funny...A laugh is good for you, it can even be good medicine...

 
January 22, 2013
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lol that was not even right lol

 
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