My Job History

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it ...
mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory
but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef --
figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory;
I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

 

I managed to get a good job working for a
pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

 

After many years of trying to find steady work
I finally got a job as a historian until
I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.

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