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13 Reasons to Smile

13 Reasons to Smile

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

 
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and 50 for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"

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October 27, 2009
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iishaisraw
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1.copy and paste 2.send this to 2 other videos. 3.hold your breath for 10 seconds 4.press refresh twice 3.LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

 
September 26, 2009
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Xxemo_teddyxX
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lol i like the guess 1

 
July 21, 2009
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conventbabeztiffany
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weird

 
December 03, 2007
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KAIEYETEETEEWHY
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You have to read this!!! Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name 10 times. Paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos. then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up. If you do NOT do this or Fail you will die on the nearest Saturday. THIS IS SOOO SCARY! IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
December 02, 2007
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Lilprincess117
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A litlle hard to read, but nice!!!

 
November 27, 2007
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ylvira
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Yes, it WOULD be nice if I could press Ctrl+alt+delete whenever I didn't like a situation or I made a mistake. It woul be great. I would also like to press Pause and fast forward and rewind.

 
October 01, 2007
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sakura_ryuzaki
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cool one!!!

 

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