Advice From Men To Women
1. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
2. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
3. When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
4. When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
5. If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
6. If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.
7. If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.
8. I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
9. Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
10. Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
11. If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
12. I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
13. Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.
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since they spend majority of their time watching TV... just hide the remote
this is a typical man for you. Some husbands don't know how to cook and put down the toilet seat. some men don't want to do nothing but sea t and watch TV. Some men don't want to wash dishes for their wives. I have to say my husband he helps around the house.
lol men get ur hed out ur but
never!!!! men you never want to do anything so why start by giving us women adivce????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now i understand everything!
Thanks for the input!
never in a million years...lol