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A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He does't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead." There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says,
"OK, now what?"
Description: A funny joke about a redneck who has to make a 911 emergency call.
 
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May 29, 2008
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Katiebugs124
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Its sad that rednecks act like this ( ask my uncle!! )

 
February 17, 2008
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xxalixx3
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omg that was funny

 
January 26, 2008
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doxen13196
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Omg.....

 
December 24, 2007
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prisykrisy
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LMAO FUUUNY!

 
November 14, 2007
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kingdomheartsfan
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LOL that is the funniest redneck joke I ever herd

 
October 27, 2007
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corkie20201
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a redneck was fishing and he saw a sign that sais say no 2 crack and it reminded him 2 pull up his pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mi brother told me that one!!!!!!!!!!!

 
October 27, 2007
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corkie20201
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funny crap!!!!!!!!

 
October 18, 2007
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sillylilly
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I love these redneck jokes but what about cityfolk jokes? Not a one being made up? Lets not leave them out!

 

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