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1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

3. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it....
She moved in with me

7. You totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?

8. To my ex on Valentines Day
After all these years
I am still missing you
But my aim is getting better
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April 24, 2008
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mindfreak-freak
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THOSE ARE HILARIOUS! ( and i dont care if i spelled it wrong LOL)

 
April 24, 2008
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ellen1942
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Funny!

 
March 22, 2008
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roser
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good

 
March 16, 2008
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missizframpton4evr
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lol

 
February 28, 2008
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horsefan
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it's funny

 
February 23, 2008
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freebird8675309
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last 1 is good

 
January 12, 2008
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vinniec14
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lol

 
January 07, 2008
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lululululu
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You have to read this!!! Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name 10 times. Paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos. then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up. If you do NOT do this or Fail you will die on the nearest Saturday. THIS IS SOOO SCARY! IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
January 18, 2008
tieandhat_92
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honeypie did u get stung in the brain with your own ass?

 

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