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The Ladies Comode!!
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility.
But each time he tried, it was occupied.
The flight attendant, aware of his predicament,
suggested he use the attendant's ladies room,
but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.
Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman,
he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush
of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature
Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so
long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation.
A soft disposable Powder Puff swung
below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...
confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was
intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time
until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
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Description: A really funny joke about a man and his adventure using the ladies restroom!
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dude that would hurt lol
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