The Ladies Comode

The Ladies Comode!!

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.

He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

Description: A really funny joke about a man and his adventure using the ladies restroom!

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May 12, 2008

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Jellybean38

sERVES HIM RIGHT!!

May 05, 2008

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brianadavies

HAHAHAH

May 05, 2008

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lilmsghana

vatar just got a call from some one and said u were going to die in 24 hours if u didnt paste this on 9 pages ur time starts when u begin to read!!!!!!!!!!!!But if u make the time limate someone will ask u out,kiss u,are marrie you!!!!!!!!

May 05, 2008

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Alabama

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!!!Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name ten times.paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos,then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up.if you do not do this orFAIL you will die on da neaREST SATURDAY

May 05, 2008

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lauren_rhys_34

You have to read this!!! Say your crushes name 2 times and your best friends name 10 times. Paste this in 20 minutes in 12 different videos. then press f8 and your crushes name will pop up. If you do NOT do this or Fail you will die on the nearest Saturday

May 04, 2008

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ellen1942

It pays to listen!

May 01, 2008

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