Things To Make You Go Hmmmm
Only in America......
can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink.
do drugstores make
the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters.
do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make
the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Submitted By: Dana Pratt
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Really Makes Me Wonder....HMMMMMMMMMMMMM??? Why didn't he swat those mosquitoes?????
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hm....u got a point there
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ha got me thinking