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Paint My Porch

Paint My Porch


One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon.
She wants to make some money so she goes to
one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door
bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could
do for your house or you???"

The man thinks and says,
"Sure, can paint my porch. You will find
all the stuff in the garage."

The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"

The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work.
The wife who had heard the conversation inside says,
"50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"

25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says,
"O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?"
Surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money"
He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving,
"By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"
Description: A funny joke about a blonde looking for some work!
 
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August 09, 2008
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GreenEnvy_Girl
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omg shes dumb

 
August 03, 2008
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curacutie111
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SHE PAINTED THE CAR!

 
July 29, 2008
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dannniii
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omg omg A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand

 
April 26, 2008
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wisevictoriawise
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and miley 815 is mad dumb shes the girl wit the miley pecature alittle bit above me and she asked what a ferrari are you a blonde or something its a car get your head out ur ass

 
February 23, 2008
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freebird8675309
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ooohhhhh id b pissed

 
December 28, 2007
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crystal15000
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she painted the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
December 26, 2007
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im2blonde4life94
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i dont get it lol o and in case ur wondering i am blonde so thats prob y i dont get it

 
December 26, 2007
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im2blonde4life94
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!

 

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