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Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve


10. Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.

9. One day Adam would require someone to
locate and hand him the remote.

8. Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig
leaf when his wore out and would therefore need
Eve to buy one for him.

7. Adam would never be able to make a doctor's,
dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. Adam would never remember which night
to put the garbage on the curb.

5. If the world was to be populated, men would never
be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember
where he left his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

1. When God finished the creation of Adam,
He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,
"I can do better than that."
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April 12, 2008
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Stepup
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I don't like it. Bac then, they didn't have docters, dentists, haircuts, remotes, and shopping. Only numbers 5, 2, and 1d were correct.

 
April 07, 2008
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qtpie12many
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sooooooo true

 
April 06, 2008
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ellen1942
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Funny!

 
January 12, 2008
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vinniec14
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crazy

 
January 03, 2008
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Giana_Princess1208
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ok if a man posted that that it sooo not true i mean girls have way better style,more pretty the only thing we dont have is the stupidity of men which we dont need cause were intellegent!!!!!lol;););)

 
December 29, 2007
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majorcutie101
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lol and you should read this.......guys stop doing those chain things... ur just scaring and its just mean... what if those things actually happened... some ppl are stupid and think it will work but those who post those gay things.... are stupid !!!!!!!! :(

 
December 29, 2007
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autio
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true

 
December 26, 2007
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kateyes1996
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thatis so true!!

 

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