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Doing It At McDonalds!

Doing It At McDonalds



An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."

A week later Mrs.. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."

"What happened?" asks the doctor.

"Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."

"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?"

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."
Description: A joke about an elderly couple's sex life.
 
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September 16, 2013
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April 10, 2013
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February 10, 2013
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wow haha 0_o

 
April 09, 2011
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February 14, 2011
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February 14, 2011
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Hello Dear, i am kate,single never married, tall slim,and fair,that loves sightseeing and reading,i viewed your profile and got interested in knowing you more for important discussion,could you please reply to me via my mail address kate.jude64@yahoo.com so that we will know each other very well.i will send my pics later. Thanks, kate kate.jude64@yahoo.com

 
January 22, 2011
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that dunt sound rite lol do it at mcdonalds

 
January 16, 2011
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id do it at McDonalds JK

 

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