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Never Tell Her She Has A Big Butt!

Never Tell Her She Has A Big Butt!



A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, the wife was working in the garden while the husband was grilling hamburgers out on the lawn. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said...

'Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.'

Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt.

'Yep,' he said,' just what I thought, just about the same size.'

The wife became mad and left him outside alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.

When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said,

'How about it, honey? How about a little ooche coochee?'

The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

'What's the matter?' he asked.

She replied...

'You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill just for one little old weenie, do you?'
Description: You should never, ever tell a woman that she has a big butt!
 
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November 04, 2009
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ilovesam
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THIS IS A TRUE THING!! PASTE THIS MESSAGE INTO 3 COMMENTS AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IT WILL SCARE YOU AT FIRST BUT ITS REALLY COOL

 
October 09, 2009
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cutie3144
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THIS IS A TRUE THING!! PASTE THIS MESSAGE INTO 3 COMMENTS AND HIT ALT F1 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR!! IT SHOULD SCARE YOU AT FIRST BUT IT'S REALLY COOL

 
September 20, 2009
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caz149
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1.copy and paste 2.send this to 2 other videos. 3.hold your breath for 10 seconds 4.press refresh twice 3.LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

 
September 17, 2009
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teedy220571
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1.copy and paste 2.send this to 2 other videos. 3.hold your breath for 10 seconds 4.press refresh twice 3.LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

 
August 31, 2009
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TequilaSunrise
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avatar PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
August 19, 2009
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lil_hott_thing18
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hahahaha thats funny but true if u expect to get laid dont tell a girl shes getting fat or has a big butt cause it wont happen if u tell her that lol :P

 
July 18, 2009
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maceyredman01
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS March 21, 2009 Reply to This Comment 185139

 
July 10, 2009
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georgia7
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gt told dont tell a lady that thay have a big ass

 

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