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Never Tell Her She Has A Big Butt!

Never Tell Her She Has A Big Butt!



A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, the wife was working in the garden while the husband was grilling hamburgers out on the lawn. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said...

'Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.'

Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured the grill, then his wife's butt.

'Yep,' he said,' just what I thought, just about the same size.'

The wife became mad and left him outside alone. She went inside the house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.

When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said,

'How about it, honey? How about a little ooche coochee?'

The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

'What's the matter?' he asked.

She replied...

'You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill just for one little old weenie, do you?'
Description: You should never, ever tell a woman that she has a big butt!
 
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July 05, 2008
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tobifan
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lolz

 
June 18, 2008
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MananaShines4eva
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lol!!! too funny! he should keep his mouth shut next time he thinks something on her is big!

 
May 24, 2008
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ellen1942
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Right on! Funny!

 
May 23, 2008
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ahdgetrvwnfdhf
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DUDE LOOK OMG SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT

 
April 11, 2008
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siningfan78
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um okay?!?

 
April 11, 2008
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tootsieroll559
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this is a horrible thing to watch/read!!!!

 
March 11, 2008
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sassy-tay
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this shit is to fucking funny

 
February 03, 2008
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PonandZigirl9
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lol~!

 

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