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Don't Poke Him In Church

Don't Poke Him In Church!

 A couple was sitting in church. The man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"

The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"

The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right."
Then he asked "Who is God's son?"
Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"

Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam
when she didn't want any more children?"
The knitter poked her husband again,
but this time he got up and screamed:
"Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"



The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
Description: A funny joke about a couple and a visit to church.
 
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June 10, 2008
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ellen1942
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Very funny!

 
June 10, 2008
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MayBird
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so funny!

 
June 10, 2008
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soldiermom2001
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I've seen this before but still laugh at it.

 

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