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Don't Poke Him In Church

Don't Poke Him In Church!

A couple was sitting in church. The man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"

The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"

The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right."
Then he asked "Who is God's son?"
Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"

Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam
when she didn't want any more children?"
The knitter poked her husband again,
but this time he got up and screamed:
"Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"



The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
Description: A funny joke about a couple and a visit to church.
 
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June 10, 2011
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Intrested in you, My name is Miss fatma, i saw your profile.And I became intrested in you, i will also like to know you the more, and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. Here is my email address:fatma_goson@yahoo.com i believe we can move from here. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.. Miss fatma(Remember the distance, colour or age does not matter but what matters in life is the true love) Yours Love, Miss fatma please i will like you to contact me in my privet mail box fatma_goson@yahoo.com so i can send you my pic

 
August 04, 2010
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omg lol xD

 
July 29, 2010
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Hello My name is Miss Anna Bugiba ,i saw your profile today on this site www.flowgo.com and i became interested in you, l will also like to know more about you , and l will like you to email me a reply to my email,(annabugiba@hotmail.com) where i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. I believe we can start up from here.I will be waiting for your reply(Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters a lot in life) Anna.

 
July 11, 2010
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Haha! XD

 
June 01, 2010
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THIS ACCUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like 2 times 2.)now say the name of your bestfriend 5 times to urself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear onthe screen!!!!!!!!!

 
May 30, 2010
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this is so nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
May 27, 2010
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rotfl!!!

 
February 21, 2010
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hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

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