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Making Marriage Last

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:


1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair.

7. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

8. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

9. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I said, "Dust!"

Have A Great Day!
(remember, these secrets can save a life, or a wife)
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August 17, 2009
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2cute01
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i guarantee a guy wrote this!

 
July 17, 2009
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paypayxXx11
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avatar avatar omg omg A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME OUT) just because of this message my best friend died cause of this =(

 
June 08, 2009
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lealmak
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i dont get it!

 
July 05, 2008
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iamsam
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would be nice If I could see these flowgo s but never can as videos you'll love always covers them - until they fix this i'm outta here!

 
June 06, 2008
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chrisanderson3
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ths is so funny . lol !

 
June 05, 2008
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ellen1942
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Lots of love and caring! And, a good sense of humor!

 
June 05, 2008
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messolinej
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All you have to do smile and say "yes dear" only within reason if she asks you a question like do these jeans make my ass look fat you say "no dear you don't you look so fine in them jeans and I wanna make passionate love to you in them" but if she asks you to take the trash out or put the dishes away you say yes dear and do the that is the key to a happy marriage that keeps any man out of the dog house.

 

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