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Chocolate and Sex!

12 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE
Is Better Than SEX!

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.

7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

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February 14, 2011
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Hello Dear, i am kate,single never married, tall slim,and fair,that loves sightseeing and reading,i viewed your profile and got interested in knowing you more for important discussion,could you please reply to me via my mail address kate.jude64@yahoo.com so that we will know each other very well.i will send my pics later. Thanks, kate kate.jude64@yahoo.com

 
February 14, 2011
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Hello Dear, i am kate,single never married, tall slim,and fair,that loves sightseeing and reading,i viewed your profile and got interested in knowing you more for important discussion,could you please reply to me via my mail address kate.jude64@yahoo.com so that we will know each other very well.i will send my pics later. Thanks, kate kate.jude64@yahoo.com

 
February 14, 2011
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Hello Dear, i am kate,single never married, tall slim,and fair,that loves sightseeing and reading,i viewed your profile and got interested in knowing you more for important discussion,could you please reply to me via my mail address kate.jude64@yahoo.com so that we will know each other very well.i will send my pics later. Thanks, kate kate.jude64@yahoo.com

 
July 30, 2010
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Chain letters are so dumb. None of it ever comes true. No wishes are granted if you send them & nothing bad ever happens to you if you don't.

 
June 04, 2010
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Stop the chain letters please! My children go on flowgo nad they get scared that they have to sleep with me i like to have BED to myselft!

 
February 28, 2010
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true stop with the cain letters or everybody gets scred

 
August 07, 2009
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chain letters are stupid wats the point of sending them

 
August 07, 2009
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So true! But you can't use chocolate to continue our race...

 
July 30, 2010
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You don't have to have sex to have a baby. You can just go to a fertility clinic for that.

 

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