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Escaping A Burning Building

Escaping A Burning Building



A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below,
holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!"

The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the
firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
Description: A joke about a blonde, brunette and redhead who escape a burning building and are on the roof waiting to be rescued.
 
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November 14, 2009
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hissy cat33 that is a big word lol this jokes problay a keeper

 
August 05, 2009
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im a brunette >:( but most blondes are not retarded

 
August 02, 2009
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lol RETARD!!!!!!!!!!

 
July 27, 2009
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wow, the blonde is smart!

 
May 30, 2009
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lol i'm a brunette....why do they hate me???? lol

 
May 20, 2009
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lol

 
February 01, 2009
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hahaha

 
August 10, 2008
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Most blondes are not stupid. I am blonde and the longest word I know is antidisastablishmentairianism.

 

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