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Why It's Great To Be A Guy
Why It's Great To Be A Guy
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.  6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10- Same work, more pay.  11- Wrinkles add character. 12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00 14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.  15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17- One mood, all the damn time. 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20- You can open all your own jars.  21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack. 23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. 24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.  26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me". 27- No maxi-pads.' 28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. 29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.  31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. 32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 33- Your belly usually hides your big hips. 34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.  35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. 37- The world is your urinal. |
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